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>> Van: THE YELLOW WIRE GOES TO THE-- >>

Cheyenne: HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >>

Van: JUST BEING A MAN, CHEYENNE, THE HEATER'S BROKEN AND I'M FIXING IT, THAT'S WHAT MEN DO; WE FIX THINGS. >>

Cheyenne: IS THAT A BUTTER KNIFE? >>

Van: WELL, I BROKE THE SCREWDRIVER TRYING TO GET THE PLYERS OUT OF THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. >>

Cheyenne: VAN, ARE YOU SURE YOU SHOULD BE MESSING WITH THAT, I MEAN IT'S ELECTRICITY ISN'T IT ALL SPARKLY? >>

Van: I HAVE A BOOK. >>

Cheyenne: "THE DO IT YOURSELF GUIDE TO HOME REPAIR". >>

Van: THAT BOOK WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO FIX OR BUILD ANYTHING, AFTER I'M DONE FIXING THE HEATER; I'M BUILDING US A KOI POND! [KNOCK ON DOOR] >>

Cheyenne: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S MOM YOU'D BETTER GO GET YOUR APOLOGY READY, VAN. >>

Van: I DON'T KNOW WHY WE HAVE TO APOLOGIZE! >>

Cheyenne: BECAUSE, YOU CALLED HER BARBRA JEAN. >>

Van: I'M BAFFLED, I CALLED HER BARBRA JEAN 'CAUSE SHE WAS COMING OVER TOO MUCH, LIKE BARBRA JEAN, BUT NOW IF I APOLOGIZE, SHE'S GONNA COME OVER AGAIN: TOO MUCH! IT'S MADNESS! >>

Cheyenne: VAN, YOUR LITTLE JOKE HURT HER FEELINGS! >>

Van: IT'S COMEDY, CHEYENNE, PEOPLE GET HURT. >>

Cheyenne: HEY MOM, COME ON IN! >>

Reba: ISN'T THAT THE KIND OF THING BARBRA JEAN WOULD DO? >>

Van: NO, BARBRA JEAN WOULD SIT AT THE DOOR POUTING AND BEING ALL SARCASTIC. I CAN'T TURN IT OFF. >>

Cheyenne: LOOK, MOM, WE ARE REALLY SORRY WE HURT YOUR FEELINGS WE JUST FEEL TERRIBLE. >>

Reba: BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY CRAZY TO COMPARE ME TO BARBRA JEAN, RIGHT? >>

Cheyenne: YES, ABSOLUTLEY. >>

Reba: VAN? >>

Van: Y-Y-YES >>

Reba: ALL'S FORGIVEN, COME HERE HONEY, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! SO WHERE'S ELIZABETH? I WANT TO SAY HI TO HER! >>

Van: SHE'S SPENDING THE NIGHT OVER HER FRIEND CLAIRE'S HOUSE SO CHEYENNE AND I CAN DO SOME WORK ON THE HOUSE. >>

Reba: OH, I'LL JUST POP OVER THERE AND SAY HI TO HER. >>

Van:'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT BARBRA JEAN WOULD DO. [LAUGHS] COME ON PEOPLE, THAT'S FUNNY! [ELECTRICITY CRACKING] >>

Reba: SEE HOW GOD WORKS? >>

Van: I THINK I BLEW OUT A FILLING! OH, NOPE, JUST A PIECE OF CHICKEN. OKAY, WELL I'M ALL DONE HERE, LET'S FIRE THIS PUPPY UP. >>

Cheyenne: ALRIGHT. UGH. >>

Van: HUH? HUH? DO I KNOW MY HOT AIR OR WHAT? >>

Cheyenne: OH YEAH HONEY, YOU ARE GOOD, YOU SHOULD FIX THE TOILET NEXT. >>

Van: OH, I CAN'T, THE WRENCH IS ON THE ROOF OF THE GARAGE. WELL A RAT TOOK MY CHIPS- OH YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU TAKE CARE OF HOME REPAIR. >>

Cheyenne: YOU KNOW HONEY, I'M REALLY PROUD HOW YOU APOLOGIZED TO MOM, THE ONLY REASON SHE COMES OVER HERE ALL THE TIME IS BECAUSE SHE MISSES UP. >>

Van: OH, SHE DOESN'T MISS US, SHE DOESN'T TRUST US. >>

Cheyenne: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >>

Van: WELL, SHE STILL THINKS OF US AS THOSE IRRESPONSABLE SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD KIDS THAT SHE HAS TO KEEP AN EYE ON OR WE'LL BE HAVING A BABY. >>

Cheyenne: WE ARE HAVING A BABY. >>

Van: THAT'S ANOTHER THING WE MEN DO. [CHUCKLES] YOUR MOM JUST DOESN'T SEE US AS THE ADULTS WE'VE BECOME, CHEYENNE, WE'RE HOMEOWNERS WE CAN TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES. >>

Cheyenne: YEAH. SHE'S A LITTLE OVERPROTECTIVE BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOIN'. THAT HEATER YOU GOT'S REALLY KICKING OUT THE HEAT! >>

Van: YEAH, WELL, I TURNED IT ON HIGH BUT-- [HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM] THEME SONG PLAYS >>

Brock: HEY, REBA. >>

Reba: HEY. >>

Brock: WHAT IS THE ONE THING THAT BARBRA JEAN WANTS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WHOLE, WIDE WORLD? >>

Reba: A PANADA BEAR THAT RIDES A BYCICLE. >>

Brock: OKAY, YEAH, BUT SHE ALSO WANTS TO GO TO THE HOT-AIR BALLOON FESTIVAL IN NEW MEXICO AND I GOT RESERVATIONS FOR US TO GO THIS SPRING. >>

Reba: REALLY? LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION: WON'T YOU BE DIVORCED BY THEN? >>

Brock: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT. I'M TRYING TO FIND THINGS THAT MAKE HER HAPPY, THAT'S WHY I BOOKED THIS TRIP. >>

Reba: OKAY, QUESTION NUMBER TWO: WEREN'T YOU THE ONE THAT ALWAYS WANTED TO GO ON THE HOT-AIR BALLOONS? AND DIDN'T BARBRA JEAN ALWAYS USED TO CALL THEM "THE HOT AIR PUKE BASKETS? >>

Brock: I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. >>

Reba: OH, I KNOW, I'M JUST SAYING THIS TO TRY TO PROTECT YOU; YOU MAY HAVE TO FACE REALITY THAT IT MAY BE OVER! >>

Brock: YOU KNOW, SPENDING SO MUCH TIME ALONE HAS MADE ME REALIZE HOW MUCH SHE'S A PART OF ME, HOW DULL AND EMPTY THE WORLD IS WITHOUT HER, RIGHT NOW... THERE'S A HOLE, WHERE MY HEART SHOULD BE. >>

Reba: OH, GAG! >>

Brock: WHAT? I THOUGHT THAT WAS VERY MOVING. >>

Reba: YEAH, MOVING MY LUNCH UP! BROCK, MARRIGE IS NOT A POORLY WRITTEN GREETING CARD, EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU TWO LOVE EACHOTHER, BUT THAT'S NOT THE REASON YOU'RE NOT TOGEHTER! >>

Brock: LOOK, I KNOW IT TAKES MORE THAN LOVE TO MAKE A MARRIGE WORK BUT I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WENT OUT AND GOT A NEW CAREER AND A NEW LIFE! >>

Reba: OH, SO YOU WANT HER TO GO BACK TO BEING JUST "YOUR WIFE", WELL I'VE BEEN JUST "YOUR WIFE" AND IT AIN'T THAT GREAT! >>

Brock: YOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET ABOUT IT-- >>

Reba: OKAY, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU COME IN HERE TELLING ME THIS CORNBALL SPEECH AND YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! >>

Brock: OKAY, MAYBE IT WAS DUMB AND MAYBE IT DIDN'T SOUND REAL BUT I FEEL- LOOK I J-JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT H- I, MISS... MY WIFE! >>

Jake: MOM, DAD, CHECK IT OUT! >>

Brock: HEY, BUDDY LISTEN, COULD YOU GIVE US A MINUTE RIGHT NOW? WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE AN ADULT CONVERSATION, OKAY? >>

Jake: FINE, MISS THE FIRE AT VAN AND CHEYENNE'S HOUSE. >>

Brock: MISS THE FI- WHAT?! >> Reba: CHEYENNE, VAN, LET ME IN IT'S ME! >>

Brock: AND ME, IT'S US! >>

Van: HEY THERE, GUY'S, HOW'S EVERYTHING? >>

Reba: WAS THERE A FIRE?! >>

Van: OH, OH, A FIRE YOU KNOW THER WAS A FIRE, A LITTLE TINY-TEENY FIRE, YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WAS PRACTICALLY A SPARK, OKAY, BYE BYE! >>

Brock: WAIT, WAIT OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT!, GOD IT STINKS IN HERE! >>

Van: IT REMINDS ME OF MY GRANDPA, HE'S A PYROMANIAC. >>

Reba: WHERE'S CHEYENNE AND ELIZABETH?! >>

Van: ELIZABETH'S OVER AT CLAIRE'S AND CHEYENNE'S UPSTAIRS, GUYS CALM DOWN, EVERYTHING'S FINE! >>

Brock: BUDDY, WAHT THE HECK HAPPENED? >>

Van: WELL, WHAT ARE ALL THESE QUESTIONS? WHAT AM I, ON TRIAL?! >>

Reba: WAIT A MINUTE, WEREN'T YOU WORKING ON SOMETHING OVER HERE EARLIER? >> Van: W-WORKING ON SOME- [CHUCKLES] I DON'T KNOW. >>

Brock: OH, NO VAN, YOU CAUSED THE FIRE?! >>

Van: OH! YEAH, BLAME IT ON ME, I CAUSED THE FIRE. [CRYING] YES! I CAUSED THE FIRE, WE'RE RESPONSIBLE! >>

Cheyenne: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT WE, YOU! YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE, HE TRIED TO FIX THE HEATER WITH A BUTTER KNIFE AND A BOOK! >>

Van: WELL IT'S YOUR FAULT TOO, "I'M COLD, I'M COLD", PUT ON A JACKET! >>

Cheyenne: OH YEAH, YEAH VAN, I SAID I WAS CHILLY SO WHY DON'T YOU IGNITE THE HOUSE! >>

Reba: ALRIGHT GUYS, JUST CALM DOWN, IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. >>

Van: SEE, YOUR MOM AGREES WITH ME! >>

Reba: OH, ZIP IT SPARKY! >>

Brock: OH, ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY JUST TAKE IT EASY NOW, THIS IS A VERY STRESSFUL SITUATION, YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY SOMETHING THAT YOU MIGHT REGRET LATER. >>

Cheyenne: YOU KNOW WHAT, I SHOULD HAVE NEVER MARRIED OR BOUGHT A HOUSE WITH YOU! >>

Brock: LIKE THAT. >>

Cheyenne: YOU KNOW WHAT MOM? I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED TO STAY AT YOUR HOUSE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS, IS THAT OKAY? >> Reba: SURE, THAT'S OKAY. >>

Brock: I HOPE YOU'VE GOT FIRE INSURANCE. >>

Cheyenne: I'M GONNA GO GRAB A FEW THINGS. >>

Van: OH, MAKE SURE TO GRAB MY LIGHTER! >>

Cheyenne: OH! HA HA HA PHBBBT! >>

Van: HEY! I WAS JUST TRYING TO- JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LITTLE JOKE, I-I'VE BEEN BREATHING SMOKE ALL DAY, I-I-I'M VERY EMOTIONAL. >>

Barbra Jean: WHAT HAPPENED, WHERE'S THE FIRE?! >>

Reba: THEY PUT THE FIRE OUT, EVERYTHING'S OKAY NOW EVERYBODY'S SAFE. >>

Barbra Jean: OH GOD! OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY LORD. >>

Brock: UH, BARBRA JEAN, AHEM, THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SAY TO YOU. >>

Barbra Jean: THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY TO YOU TOO, WELL BOTH OF YOU... I GOT A NEW JOB OFFER TODAY, I'M MOVING TO ARKANSAS! >>

Reba: YOU'RE ACTUALLY CONSIDERING MOVING TO ARKANSAS? >>

Barbra Jean: WELL FOR A LITTLE WHILE, THEN THE NEXT GOAL IS A MAJOR MARKET CITY AND THEN HOW DO THE WORDS: "NOW THE CBS EVENING NEWS WITH STORMY CLEARWEATHER" SOUND? >> Reba: LIKE THE END OF CBS. >>

Barbra Jean: YOU KNOW WHAT, I SHOULD START PRACTICING INTERVIEWING DISTRAUGHT VICITIMS, I'M GONNA GO FIND VAN. >>


Reba: YOU OKAY OVER THERE? >>

Brock: OH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M FINE IT'S REALLY GOOD FOR HER, THINGS ARE REALLY STARTING TO FALL HER WAY. >>

Reba: YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND YOU'RE HAPPY FOR HER. >>

Brock: OH, I-I'M NOT PRETENDING REBA, YOU WERE RIGHT BEFORE, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THE SAME THINGS MADE US HAPPY, BUT-BUT THIS REALLY MAKES HER HAPPY. AND I WANT IT, FOR HER. >>

Reba: THEN GO TELL HER THAT! TELL HER THAT YOU'VE CHANGED, YOU'VE GOT TO FIGHT FOR HER! >>

Brock: I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT, I'VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE ALREADY. I WANT BARBRA JEAN TO BE HAPPY EVEN IF THAT MEANS THAT I WON'T BE. NOW IF YOU'D EXCUSE ME, REBA, THIS-THIS SMOKE IS REALLY STARTING TO BOTHER MY EYES. >>

Barbra Jean: BECAUSE, THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW, VAN. THAT'S WHY! UGH, I CAN'T GET THE INTERVIEW AND HE ACTS LIKE THE VICTIM. >>

Reba: BARBRA JEAN, I THINK THAT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS LITTLE ROCK THING. >>

Barbra Jean: I KNOW, ISN'T IT EXCITING! >>

Reba: WELL, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I THINK IT'S A LITTLE SELFISH. >>

Barbra Jean: SELFISH? HUH, UNBELEIVABLE! FOR THE FIRST TIME I START THINKING ABOUT MYSELF AND WHAT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY, AND SUDDENLY, I'M SELFISH! >>

Reba: I BELEIVE THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF SELFISH. >>

Barbra Jean: WELL, FINE, THEN I'M SELFISH. >>

Reba: ISN'T THAT THE VERY THING THAT BUGGED YOU SO MUCH ABOUT BROCK. I THINK HE'S CHANGED, HE REALLY WANTS TO MAKE THIS WORK! >>

Barbra Jean: BROCK HAS NOT CHANGED, HE JUST WANTS THE PAST WH-WHERE EVERYTHING REVOLVS AROUND HIM, >>

Reba: AND YOU WANT THE FUTURE. >>

Barbra Jean: YES! >>

Reba: WHERE EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND YOU? >>

Barbra Jean: YES! >>

Reba: DON'T YOU SEE WHATS HAPPENING HERE?! YOU'RE BECOMING BROCK, BROCK'S BECOMING ME AND I'M BECOMING YOU! >>

Barbra Jean: YOU KNOW REBA, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO HELP BUT THIS ISN'T YOUR PROBLEM. >>

Reba: I BELIEVE, THAT EVERY MARRIGE THAT CAN BE SAVED SHOULD BE SAVED. MINE COULDN'T BUT YOUR'S STILL HAS A CHANCE. >>

Barbra Jean: YOU KNOW WHAT, I GOTTA GO. IF I'M GONNA GO TO LITTLE ROCK, I'VE GOTTA TELL THE STATION HERE SO THAT THEY CAN FIND SOMEBODY TO DO THE WEATHER. >>

Reba: I'M BECOMING BARBRA JEAN? WHY COULDN'T I JUST BE DOLLY PARTON? >>

Van: HEY MRS. H, THANKS AGAIN FOR LETTING US STAY HERE, MAN I NEED SOME LAUNDRY! MY SHIRT STILL SMELLS LIKE SMOKE. >>

Kyra: THE WASHER'S BROKEN, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIX IT WITH YOUR MAGIC BUTTER KNIFE? >>

Van: [LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] >>

Kyra: ONCE AGAIN, YOU'VE WON AN ARGUMENT WITH YOUR WIT. >>

Van: [LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] >>

Cheyenne: [MIMICS VAN'S LAUGH] >>

Van: I'M NOT LAUGHING AT YOU! >>

Cheyenne: DID YOU ASK HER? >>

Van: NO, I DIDN'T ASK HER, YOU ASK HER! >>

Reba: ASK ME WHAT? >>

Cheyenne: OH, YOU KNOW, NO BIGGIE, WE JUST NEED TO STAY HERE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES. >>

Reba: WHAT? >>

Van: YEP, WE CAN'T MAKE IT ON OUR OWN, I HAVE FAILED ON PROVIDING A SAFE SHELTER FOR MY FAMILY, I AM A MORON AND A JERK... I AM A MERK. >>

Reba: GUYS, THESE THINGS HAPPEN, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. >>

Cheyenne: MOM, WE'VE LIVED IN OUR NEW HOUSE FOR THREE DAYS, AND WE'VE ALREADY SET IT ON FIRE! >>

Van: SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, MRS. H? >>

Reba: NO. >>

Cheyenne: WHAT?! >>

Reba: N-O >>

Cheyenne: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? >>

Reba: IT MEANS THAT YOU CAN ONLY STAY HERE UNTIL YOUR HOUSE IS FIXED >>

Cheyenne: WHA- WELL-I-I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T STAY, I MEAN I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE, AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN I'M "PERSON NON-GRATEFUL"? >>

Reba: LISTEN TO ME, YOU KIDS MESSED UP, AND YOU'RE GONNA MESS UP AGAIN, BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS HOW YOU RESPOND TO YOUR MISTAKES AND YOU DID GREAT! YOU GOT THE FIRE OUT AND EVERYONE WAS SAFE. >>

Cheyenne: I-I GUESS VAN DID JUMP INTO ACTION AFTER HE STOPPED SCREAMNING. >>

Van: WELL, I STOPPED SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU SLAPPED ME. >>

Reba: SEE, THE TWO OF YOU CAN GET YOURSELVES OUT OF WHATEVER MESS YOU GET YOURSELVES INTO. AS LONG AS YOU STICK TOGETHER. YOU'RE A LOVING COUPLE... YOU'RE A LOUPLE! >>

Van: ALRIGHT, MRS. H, WE'RE ALL PACKED AND READY TO GO. >>

Reba: YOU'RE GOING BACK? I THOUGHT YOU SAID EVERYTHING WAS TOO SMOKEY. >> 

Cheyenne: YEAH, WELL THE FIRE DAMAGE WASN'T THAT BAD ANYWAY, WE WERE JUST FREAKING OUT ABOUT BEING ON OUR OWN. >>

Van: BUT YOU FIXED THAT MRS. H, YOU FIX EVERYTHING, YOU AND YOUR TOUGH LOVE. >>

Reba: SO THIS IS IT... SO SOON... YOU KNOW I-I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE GONNA MOVE BACK BUT I'M STILL REALLY NOT READY FOR THIS. >>

Cheyenne: OH, MOM, I MEAN TECHNICALLY WE MOVED OUT TWO DAYS AGO. >>

Reba: I KNOW BUT I FELT IN MY HEART THAT YOU KIDS WOULD COME RUNNING BACK WHEN YOU HIT THAT FIRST BUMP IN THE ROAD, NOW IT FEELS LIKE... YOU'RE MOVING OUT FOR REAL. >>

Cheyenne: WE ARE. >>

Van: NO MORE WORDS, CHEYENNE HUG YOUR MOTHER. AW HECK GIMME SOME OF THAT. >>

Brock: HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE LOVE FEST? >> Van: SHE KICKED US OUT AND NOW WERE'RE ALL VERY SAD AND HAPPY... SAPPY. >>

Reba: HAVE ANY NEWS ABOUT BARBRA JEAN? >>

Brock: NO, NOT A THING. HER BROADCAST IS ABOUT TO START AND IF SHE TOOK THAT JOB THERE'S GONNA BE A NEW GIRL DOING THE WEATHER. I GUESS THAT'LL GIVE ME MY ANSWER. >>

Man: AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE WEATHER, BUT FIRST I'D LIKE TO CONGRADULATE STORMY CLEARWEATHER, SHE WILL BE MISSED BEHIND THE WEATHER DESK. AND NOW, FOR OUR NEW WEATHERGIRL; BILL FROM ACCOUNTING. >>

Brock: WELL, GUESS I GOT MY ANSWER. >>

Reba: SORRY BROCK. >>

Cheyenne: WOW, LIFE WITHOUT BARBRA JEAN. >>

Van: WHAT IS THIS FAMILY GONNA DO WITHOUT SOME BIG GOOFBALL POPPING IN ALL THE TIME? >>

Barbra Jean: HEY GUYS. >>

Reba: WELL, WE JUST WATCHED THE BROADCAST, I GUESS YOU'VE MADE YOUR DECISION. >>

Barbra Jean: YES, YES I HAVE. >>

Reba: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA SAY THIS BUT, AFTER ALL YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN THROUGH, AND HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO EACHOTHER, I-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE. WELL, I'M NOT JUST GONNA STAND HERE AND WATCH MY BEST FRIEND JUST RUIN THE REST OF HER LIFE! >>

Barbra Jean: BEST FRIEND? >>

Van, Brock, AND Cheyenne in unison: BEST FRIEND?! >>

Reba: YES, BEST FRIEND! I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT BARBRA JEAN IS MY BEST FRIEND! IT'S MORE OF A COMMENT ON MY SAD LIFE MORE THAN ANYTHING. WELL AREN'T YOU GONNA SCREAM AND HUG ME OR MAKE ME REGRET THIS? >>

Barbra Jean: NO. YOU KNOW YA, YA WAIT SO LONG TO HEAR SOMETHING AND THEN IT'S LIKE NO BIG DEAL LIKE UH-UH. >>

Reba: WHAT? >>

Barbra Jean: I'M KIDDING! THAT'S WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO; THEY KID! COME HERE YOU BEST FRIEND, BEST FRIEND, BEST FRIENDS, BEST FRIENDS, BEST FRIENDS! >>

Brock: BARBRA JEAN, THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SAY TO YOU. IF MOVING TO LITTLE ROCK IS WHAT IS GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY, THEN THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD AND I STILL WANT TO BE YOUR HUSBAND, >>

Van: oH MY GOODNESS. >>

Brock: IF YOU'LL HAVE ME, I WILL FOLLOW YOU TO LITTLE ROCK OR BUDAPEST OR ANYPLACE ELSE YOU WANT TO GO. >>

Barbra Jean: DO YOU MEAN THAT> >>

Brock: I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SERIOUS IN MY LIFE. I STILL WANT TO BE MARRIED TO YOU BECAUSE WITHOUT YOU... THERE'S A HOLE, WHERE MY HEART SHOULD BE. >>

Barbra jEAN: OH MY GOSH BROCK, THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE HEARD! OH MY GOSH, YOU KNOW, ANYWAY, I'M NOT GOING TO LITTLE ROCK. >>

Brock: WHAT? >>

Barbra Jean: I'VE USED MY LEVRIGE WITH THE STATION AND THEY OFFERED MF HARD NEWS JOB HERE. I AM GONNA BE THEIR NEW WOMAN ON THE STTREET! I ALREADY HAVE A TITLE FOR MY SEGMENT: "BABS JANSON; STREETWALKER". >>

Reba: SO YOU'RE NOT GOIN'? >>

Barbra Jean: OH, REBA I COULDN'T-I COULDN'T LEAVE BROCK. YOU KNOW, EVERY MARRIGE THAT CAN BE SAVED, SHOULD BE. >>

Reba: I CAN'T BELEIVE I'M GONNA SAY THIS EITHER, BUT I'M HAPPY FOR YOU TWO, AND I'M HAPPY FOR YOU TWO. I'M JUST SO HAPPY THAT ALL OUR LIVES WORKED OUT. >>

Van: EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU'RE ALL ALONE, CHEYENNE SHE'S ALL ALONE! >>

Reba: NO I'M NOT! NO I'M NOT, SIX YEARS AGO I THOUGHT I WAS CURSED, TURNS OUT THAT I'M BLESSED, BLESSED TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST DISFUNCTIONAL, WONDERFUL LIFE I COULD IMAGINE, AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU. >>

Brock: I LOVE YOU. >>

Barbra Jean: I LOVE YOU TOO. >>

Van: [CRYING] OH MY GOD, IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL; LIFE'S RICH PAGEANT! LET'S TAKE A PICTURE SO WE CAN HAVE THIS MOMENT FOREVER! >>

Reba: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA NOW PULL TOGETHER, COME ON. KIDS, COME ON IN HERE WE'RE GONNA TAKE A PICTURE! >>

CheyenNE: EVERYONE SMILE. >>

Barbra Jean: OKAY, DIBS I GET TO STAND NEXT TO REBA, YOU KNOW BEST FRIENDS, [LAUGHS] HEY DID YOU GUYS HERE? WE'RE BEST FRIENDS! CAN YOU BELEIVE IT REBA? SIX YEARS AGO THIS FAMILY WAS FALLING APART, AND THEN I CAME IN AND JUST PUIT EVERYTHING BACK TOGETHER. >>

Brock: BARBRA JEAN, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY THE WAY I'D PUT IT. >>

Reba: HANG ON BROCK, SHE'S RIGHT, WE GOT THROUGH IT ALL, BECAUSE WE'RE SURVIVORS. [CAMERA SHUDDER CLICKS] [THEME SONG PLAYS]

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